

WHAT? I'M ON A MAGAZINE COVER?
I can't believe it. I really can't. I never thought this would be possible. See this month's issue at Plus Model Magazine :))))))))


POUTY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS
Yes I'm wearing a moomoo. Yes I put meatballs in salad. Yes I'm amazing.


THE POOR MILLENIAL'S GREEN SMOOTHIE
I know you’re sick of hearing about it. It’s true, kale has become as fashionable as mustache wax and student loan debt. But that said,...


THE SHIT SHAKE RECIPE
This term was coined by my brother, Shaan, who likes to say disgusting things that are almost always funny and/or confusing. They say the...