Sale Shopping Distraction Tactics
I'm sure you're currently inundated with Black Friday deals and having a hard time deciding what you're going to treat yourself to. Guess what? When you spent your rent money on a whole ton of deals, you know what's going to happen? Your significant other is going to be ANGRY.
Guess what distracts an angry person? A SEXY WOMAN.
Here's how you can distract YOUR person and still have enough moola for that flat screen leftover:

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Here are the Yandy deals you'll want to check out:
Up to 95% off 1000+ different items! With the following deals: Teddies Starting At $5.99: Chemises Starting At $5.99 Bra Sets Starting At $6.99 Babydolls Starting At $7.99 Bodysuits Starting At $14.99 Bedroom Costumes Starting At $5.99 Robes Starting At $13.99 Plus Size Styles Starting At $1.25 Dresses Starting At $7.99 Vibrating Lingerie starting at $19.99
You can definitely get into trouble without actually getting into trouble. Ya dig?

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I think I'll distract the internet with this one tomorrow. The filter matches my mood. Good night, kiddos.